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*** WELCOME TO JIMMYTHEFAT.COM *** HOME OF THE BIG YELLOW BUS *** WE ARE... PENN STATE!!! *** GREETINGS FROM HAPPY VALLEY *** PLEASE SIGN MY GUESTBOOK!!! *** 1994: 12-0 AND STILL MAD ABOUT IT *** CONGRATULATIONS CHRIS, PIG OF THE YEAR (AGAIN) *** BEAT OHIO STATE *** BEWARE OF BEES *** PUCK, PLEASE USE THE DOOR HANDLE *** VW HAS STILL NEVER OWNED A VW *** KRIM!!! *** SOMEHOW WE'RE ALL MARRIED NOW *** LA BAMBA'S: BURRITOS AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD *** NO, WE DO NOT CARE ABOUT NASCAR *** BRING ICE *** LEAVE EARLY, 322 IS ALREADY BACKED UP *** HONK IF YOU LOVE THE BUS ***
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JIMMYTHEFAT

~*~ The Official Home Page of the Jimmy The Fat Tailgate & The Big Yellow Bus ~*~

Proudly parked in the grass lots of Happy Valley, PA since forever

★ Behold: THE BUS ★

The big yellow tailgate bus with a roof deck, a tall pole full of flags, a satellite dish, two white pop-up tents, and the crew hanging out on an overcast day. '98 4 26
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☝ CLICK STUFF IN THE PICTURE!!! ☝

🏆 The Annual Pig Of The Year Awards 🏆

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REIGNING CHAMPION:
CHRIS

Held every single year. Exactly one winner in the entire history of the award.
That is why everybody calls him POTY.

ALL-TIME WINNERSChris
RUNNERS-UPn/a
LONGEST STREAKChris (all of them)
NEXT CEREMONYThis season
PROJECTED WINNERChris

>> CAST YOUR VOTE!!! <<

PAST WINNERS 🏆 CHRIS 🏆 CHRIS 🏆 CHRIS 🏆 CHRIS 🏆 CHRIS 🏆 CHRIS 🏆 CHRIS 🏆 CHRIS 🏆 ALSO CHRIS 🏆

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PENN STATE!!!

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🏈 The Crew's Game Day Checklist 🏈

  • Friday night: The Crowbar, the Skeller or The Brewery. (Or all three.) Then La Bamba's.
  • Pack the leftover La Bamba's burrito. It's breakfast now.
  • Leave at 5:00 AM anyway. 322 is already backed up past Potters Mills.
  • Wear blue. Wear white. Wear both. NO scarlet and gray (we know who you are).
  • Park the bus in the grass lot. Pray it doesn't rain. It rains.
  • Raise the flags. Tighten the zip ties. Tighten them again.
  • Hook up the electrical. Check the roof for bees FIRST. (Sorry Greg.)
  • Prop the bus door OPEN. Puck is coming.
  • Fire up the grill by 8. Kickoff is at noon. Kickoff is always at noon.
  • Walk over early to catch the Blue Band pregame. Goosebumps guaranteed.
  • Count the Nittany Lion's pushups after every score. Out loud.
  • Wait for enough drinks. Tommy gets out the guitar.
  • Plain uniforms, plain burgers. No names on the jerseys, no names on the burgers.
  • Hit the Creamery after the game. Yes, the line is long. Yes, it's worth it.
  • Sit in 322 traffic until Tuesday. Talk about 1994 the whole way home.

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🔧 Official Bus Specifications 🔧

MAKESchool Bus (Retired, Promoted)
COLORYellow outside. Blue & White on the inside, where it counts.
HOME FIELDGrass lot, Beaver Stadium. Mud included at no extra charge.
SEATINGCouches. They turn into bunk beds. Yes, really.
TABLES1 (one). Do not ask about a second table.
BARFull. Fully stocked. Fully used.
KITCHENFull kitchen. On a bus. In a parking lot.
BATHROOMYES. An actual bathroom. On a bus. You're welcome.
DOOR1. Currently intact. Puck is aware of it.
ELECTRICALHooked up from the roof. Ask Greg about the bees.
ROOF DECKYes. Capacity: "it's fine."
FLAGS9 and counting
FLAGPOLEAbout 30 feet of pipe, zip ties, and pure confidence
SATELLITE DISHReceives 1 channel. It is NOT NASCAR.
TENTS2 (one of them leaks, nobody knows which until it rains)
TOP SPEEDParked. On 322 after the game, also parked.
MPGWe do not talk about the MPG
Y2K COMPLIANT?YES!!! (probably)

❓ Who Is Jimmy?? (F.A.Q.)

Q: Who is Jimmy?
A: The "Jimmy" in Jimmy The Fat comes from NASCAR driver Jimmy Spencer.

Q: So you guys are big Jimmy Spencer fans?
A: No.

Q: NASCAR fans, then?
A: Also no.

Q: Then why is the whole web site named after...
A: NEXT QUESTION.

Q: Why were there never any girls on the bus?
A: Every time we saw a hot girl, we yelled "KRIM!"

Q: And that didn't work?
A: Correct.

Q: But you're all married now?
A: Somehow. Yes. All of us.

Q: Why do you call Alex "VW"?
A: He has never owned a VW.

Q: That doesn't answer the question.
A: NEXT QUESTION.

Q: And the "fat" part?
A: Because Jimmy Spencer was a big guy. We were not mature.

Q: Are you mature now?
A: We are all married. That is the closest we got.

Q: So what do you tell people "fat" means?
A: See below.
WHAT WE TELL PEOPLE IT MEANS:
fat (fat), adj. 1998 slang.
1. See PHAT. Excellent, righteous, fully loaded.
2. Describing a tailgate with more than one (1) tent.
2b. Describing a 12-0 season (see: 1994).
3. "Dude, that bus is FAT."
Webster's Dictionary defines "fat" as something else, but Webster has never been on the roof deck.
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